Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Yacht Rock

OK:
  1. Open iTunes. Go to the Music Store.
  2. Search for "Yacht Rock."
  3. When the search screen comes up, scroll down and find "Yacht Rock" under iTunes Essentials, on the left side of the screen. Click on it.
  4. When Yacht Rock opens up, first thrill to the mocking sensuality of the paragraph under "The Basics" -- "time to open a bottle of rose and prepare for the smooth" -- and then click on the "Complete Set" tab.
  5. When the Complete Set opens, scroll down and play track 24, "Breezin'," by George Benson.
  6. I swear to god this is what they play on the Weather Channel when they're showing the forecast for multiple cities at once.

6 comments:

I know that swimming.... said...

Do I get props for familiarizing you with the term itself?

Jake-Freedom said...

I have never heard a more apt description about anything in my entire life.

APT.

Hunter Slaton said...

Yes you do, Joe. Mad props.

Jacob, you've never heard a more apartment description about anything in your entire life? I don't get it.

Jake-Freedom said...

Wow. Do I actually know a word that you don't? I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or stupid. This is the definition of impersonal communication.

Apt: Fit or fitted; suited; suitable; appropriate (adjective)

Hunter Slaton said...

I was being stupid, capering foolishly for your amusement.

Quattro said...

Haha I read your blog, dork. And I love George Benson. Seriously. He makes every day Valentine's Day.