The story goes on to note that:
Meanwhile, footage of terrorists engaged in martial arts and weapons training rolls in the background. One scene shows terrorists traversing monkey bars over fire.Do I need to point out the idiocy of this? Martial arts? That's really what we're worried about, Osama bin L.'s kung-fu death grip, with spring-chop action? And "terrorists traversing monkey bars over fire"? That's supposed to strike fear into the hearts of voters and get them to vote Republican this coming midterm election?
I suppose if the playground of my elementary school is ever firebombed by terrorists then I'll be in trouble. Otherwise I think we can handle a little jujitsu and jungle-gym firewalking.
But wait ... what if they develop suicide jumping-off-the-swings technology?
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I'm just happy to hear that martial arts has not been completely abandoned in war training. If Bin Laden is training a specialized unit of Fundemantalist Muslim Ninjas, you bet your ass I'm scared.
It's like al-Qaida is becoming Cobra.
Or more like Cobra Khan. They'll put us all in a body bag if we don't panic.
No, it's Cobra for sure. They were even called a "terrorist organization." Osama Bin Laden = Serpentor, Ayman al Zawhri = Destro.
Yeah, I think the monkey bars is old footage, too. They've progressed to hopping through tires at this point.
Just bullshit, they use the news as a way to try and brainwash people and unfortunately sometimes it actually works.
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