The Office

I never post stuff like this, but last night's The Office contained one of the best lines ever. The episode was about business ethics, and during a meeting Andy proposed the ethical dilemma of, "If your family were starving, would you steal bread to feed them?" To which Dwight replies,

"Trick question. The bread is poison, and it's not your real family. You've been cuckolded by a stronger, smarter male."

Amazing.