From the label of Newman's Own Oldstyle Picture Show Popcorn:
"The popcorn in this jar is the top of the crop – the top 20% of the crop of hybrid all-natural corn especially grown for Paul Newman."
What does he think he is, some sort of terrible Aztec god, some latter-day Quetzlcoatl? This time he's gone too far.
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
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